Patrick Obahiagbon shares Independence Day message laced with big grammar

As you may have heard, whenever Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon makes a public statement,

you need to have a dictionary close by.

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon has issued an Independence Day message which has got Nigerians talking.

Obahiagbon who is known for his big grammar had Nigerians dazzled again in the statement

he issued in celebration of Nigeria at 59.

“As we celebrate Nigeria’s autarky at 59,we must reflect on the urgent need to pull Nigeria out of its marshmallow of centrifugal excrescences that currently weighs against our centripetal agglutinants.

“The Sisyphean challenge to the pax nigeriana of our dreams, more than anything else, still remains our maladorous, putrescent, frankeinstous and opprobrious drift into a cocoon of ethnocentric chauvinism and syphilitic parapoism.

“Until we extirpate the hereinbefore mentioned gorgon medusa, all efforts at nation building amounts to vacuous sciamachy.

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