See church that worships women with big bums

Yes, you heard right! Isn’t it quite weird and interesting? With all the new spiritual movements making the rounds, one recently caught my attention. It is about a new religion about ladies endowed with big butts.

So… If you’ve ever found yourself staring at a woman’s behind and thinking that you’re having a spiritual experience, we have the religion for you:

The church of adonitology refers to the adonitology religion, which involves people who worship curvy bottoms of women.

This religion is called Adonitology. In other words, Adonitology is a church dedicated
to the worship of fat-bottomed girls.

Adonitology is no joke; it’s a real religion with a real church and real followers. It
even has its own holy book.

The self-proclaimed prophet Adonis claims that on January 3,1996, he was visited by three holy figures—Jesus, an angel named Elishamel, and the Holy Spirit.

The Holy Spirit, though,was a woman with a big booty. Jesus told him it was God’s will that women with big butts come into power in the 21st century and that he was to start a religion dedicated to their worship.

The church of Adonitology has now been worshiping big butts for 20 years, in churches where women twerk to the
glory of the Lord – The way God intended.